Life Would Be So Much More Entertaining If Bollywood Creates Its Own TV
Movies and TV have been the most important source of entertainment since their invention. But it is pretty hard to catch up with both because if we stick to watching movies on the bigger screen we miss out on a lot that the small screen has to offer and if we stick to TV we’d be way behind the movie schedule.
Life would be so sorted if these two sources of entertainment become one. You’d not need to starve to watch your favorite Salman/Shah Rukh movie that cost you 1000 bucks each. No need to choose one between your two favorite movies releasing the same time. Everything will be available in the comfort of your own house/sofa/bed.
If at all TV became all Bollywood, what will the channels be called and what would they have in store for us? Let’s have a look:
#1. A Music Channel called Rockstar
This channel will be for the music lovers who are in love with Bollywood musicals. Movies will include Rockstar, Rock On, Aashiqui 2, London Dreams.
#2. Page 3 would cover News
This channel will let you catch up with some of the most controversial mysteries of Bollywood and you’ll get entertained at the same time with movies like Talvar, No One Killed Jessica, The Stoneman Murders, Not a Love Story, and the likes.
#3. K3G – Kabhi Khushi Kabhi Gham would be the most loved Family Entertainment Channel
This channel will probably have the highest TRP with all the housewives watching Vivah and Hum Aapke Hai Kaun on repeat. This channel will screen movies that are the specialty of Indian film industry – family; rich families, poor families, and families of Karan Johar‘s and Sooraj Barjatiya‘s movies.
#4. Golmaal – A Comedy Channel
This channel would truly cater to entertainment junkies. Movies like Golmaal series, Hera Pheri series, Mubarakan, All The Best, etc for a regular dose of laughter. Govinda and Akshay Kumar would probably rule this one.
#5. A Travel & Living Channel called ZNMD – Zindagi Na Milegi Dobara
You’ll be touring the world with all the beautiful faces onscreen with movies like Jab Harry Met Sejal, Dil Chahta Hai, Yeh Jawaani Hai Deewani, Queen and other. After watching the movie you’ll be able to pretend that you are Imtiaz Ali.
#6. Yuva would make for a great Channel for youth
With films like 3 Idiots, Rang De Basanti, Wake Up Sid, Lakshya, this channel will give the young (including those young at heart) their required dose of inspiration.
#7. Chak De! India – Sports Channel, obviously
With a special broadcast of Chak De! India every day, this channel will have everything from hockey to football, cricket, and rugby. Movies like M.S. Dhoni – The Untold Story, Sachin A Billion Dreams, Mary Kom, Iqbal, Lagaan, etc.
#8. Robot will show all things Science
For all the sci-fi enthusiast, you’d get to enjoy movies like Ra.One, 2.0, Mr. India, etc. on this one.
#9. Cheeni Kum as a Food Channel
You’ll get inspired by your favorite actors to take up cooking and enjoy it. Watching them cook will be another kind of a joy. Movies screened would be Bawarchi, Daawat-e-Ishq, Ki & Ka, Duplicate, etc.
#10. Chillar Party for Kids
A separate channel for the kids with movies like Hanuman Da Damdaar, The Jungle Book, Raju Chacha, Bal Hanuman, and not to forget, Chhota Bheem.
#11. Fashion – Fashion & Lifestyle
This channel will keep you updated on all the Bollywood trends and you’ll dazzle everyone after tuning into this channel which has a line-up of movies like Aisha, Cocktail, Khoobsurat, Dear Zindagi, etc.
#12. Mughal-E-Azam will cover History
This channel will spare you from boring history lessons. Movies will include The Legend of Bhagat Singh, Harishchandrachi Factory, 1947 Earth, Jodhaa Akbar, Padmavati, etc.
#13. 2 States will cover Regional programs
For those who have a biased love for some regions, this channel will cater to them with movies like Anarkali of Aarah, Hyderabad Blues, Gangs of Wasseypur, Shootout at Lokhandwala, Madras Cafe, etc.
#14. Oh My God will show everything Devotional
For those who like to devote their TV watching to God too, this channel is for them with movies like OMG! Oh My God, Sampoorna Ramayana, Jai Santoshi Maa, Satyawadi Harishchandra. Yup, this list includes every forte.
#15. Wanted would be an out-and-out Masala Movies Channel
Last but not the least, this one will have all the typical Bollywood masala movies like Dabangg, Chennai Express, Singham, Munna Michael, etc.
Life would be so sorted and full of entertainment if Bollywood could come in an idiot box, for free.
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